He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Randomize
