Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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