Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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