What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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