is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Farmville is her only friend.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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