me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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