well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
