...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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