I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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