This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he thought i was a dude.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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