Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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