what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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