Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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