the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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