me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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