I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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