new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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