Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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