Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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