It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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