i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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