its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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