Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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