windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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