On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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