Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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