don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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