i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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