You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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