If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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