OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
