You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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