its not stalking. its research.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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