I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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