i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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