well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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