I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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