i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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