you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My penis needs a shock collar
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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