how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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