is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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