problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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