God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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