i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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