i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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