? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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