We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
honey bunches of taint.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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