R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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