For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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