I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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