when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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