Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Its about making memories worth repressing
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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