Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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