Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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