well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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