This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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